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HAPPY HALLOWEEN
A group of dogs is a pack.
A group of crows is a murder.
What is a group of Karen’s?
A Home Owners Association.
Why did the ghost quit his job?
They kept making him work the graveyard shift.
Why do cemeteries have waiting lists?
Because everyone’s dying to get in.
What’s a crow’s favorite sport?
Crow-quet.
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Where do the rough crows hang out?
At the biker’s crow-bar.
Why did the ghost go to a bar?
It was looking for boo’s.
When’s the best time to cast a spell?
The witching hour.
Did you know that before crowbars were invented…
Crows mostly drank alone.
Why do crows sit on telephone poles?
To make long distance caws.
More humor
What did the ghost say when it fell down?
I got a boo-boo.
What kind of rocks do ghosts collect?
Tombstones.
Why do witches wear name tags?
To tell which witch is which.
What kind of shoes do ghosts wear?
Boo-ts.
What do you call a witch in the desert?
A sand-witch.